Fighting a nap.. Because if I nap I will be awake all night.
So more EmerganC and more coffee…
Maia has her little well tall friend over and they are on her laptop in her room locked away from the world. Now that the older of the two has her own car I feel like I might lose my teenager to funner pastures. I do have to get my teenager a car so I can finish teaching her to drive.
That being said not in a hurry for either.
Things I learned in sleepyland today.
The floor does not vacuum itself with staring at it.
Turkey bacon is not a food.. Not sure what it is but it actually frightens me.
And…
Insurance adjusters are not all creepy men with pocket protectors.
This one was pretty darn cool and we ended up talking about music for a half hour.
My bedroom wall needs to be replaced with at least a 12 foot sq. section of wall and then a lot of ceiling.
I am thinking paint.
Not new wallpaper.
And I am thinking someone is putting that paint on and it won’t be me.
And I am thinking a pretty teal color…
Some reason lately teal has worked it’s way into my color loves..

I fear my blog and I embrace my blog all at once. I fear the idea of telling you all too much and I fear the lie of telling you what you want to hear.
I fear the idea that you will find out I am really a fat white man of 65 with a mullet.
No really.
I might be..
But the reality is I do tell you what I don’t fear telling you.. And what you see is not always what you get.
I am actually shy in person and quiet.. I don’t trust people and I am actually mean spirited. So take what you want out of my blog and run with what you think it’s all about.
But I may make dirty jokes and comments that are in bad color.. I am however a good girl. My heart is usually in the right place. Really I swear…
Either way.. I’m probably just a sociopathic fat man with a mullet!
Or a Gidget with multiple freaky ass personalities… all of them out to get you.. Remember in the zombie invasion I am all about to shoot you in the leg just to get away!